Certified Nothing is a small, honest joke: it sells nothing, and says so plainly. No dark patterns, no hidden content, no gameplay unlocked by purchase — the purchase screen tells you exactly that before you buy anything. Beyond the joke, it also includes a few genuinely real features: a persisted daily streak, a calendar of the days you’ve opened the app, an optional daily reminder, and a shareable Certificate of Nothing.
I bought a tier and don’t see it reflected in the app. Open the purchase sheet (tap Acquire Nothing) and tap Restore Purchases. This re-syncs your purchases with Apple’s records.
How do I turn off the daily reminder? Settings (gear icon, top right) → toggle Daily Reminder off. It’s off by default, so this only matters if you turned it on yourself.
How do I reset my streak or moment count? Settings → Reset My Nothing. This clears your streak, moment count, and calendar history on that device. It does not affect or refund any purchase.
Can I get a refund? All purchases go through Apple’s standard App Store purchase system, so refunds are requested and handled directly by Apple, not by us — regardless of anything stated in the app. You can request one at reportaproblem.apple.com.
Does this app collect any of my data? No. See the Privacy Policy for the full detail — short version: nothing is collected, nothing leaves your device.
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